Sucker.

On a narrow, leafy street in Northwest Washington, where Prius hybrid cars and Volvos are the norm, one man bought a flashy gray Hummer that was too massive to fit in his garage.

So
he parked the seven-foot-tall behemoth on the street in front of his
house and smiled politely when his eco-friendly neighbors looked on in
disapproval at his "dream car."

It
lasted five days on the street before two masked men took a bat to
every window, a knife to each 38-inch tire and scratched into the body:
"FOR THE ENVIRON."

Hummer owner gets angry message - Washington Post - MSNBC.com